I'm insulted at your perceived lack of my own flexibility.

[ with a(n entirely dramatic) scoff, as he takes a drink of his own mug. but it is true... roy isn't entirely sure how he would feel, if his body suddenly changed. he feels rather fortunate, to be stuck as the same old him, without much fanfare. ]

I could definitely pull off being a demon, minimum. I even have the reputation to match.

[ he is 99% sure the devil of ishval has been tossed around more than once. ]